your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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