If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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