I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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