North Korea, Best Korea!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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