I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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