Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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