Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
They took my balls.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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