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  Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.

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• Be direct: I want you to sit on me face.

  Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 25, 12 at 9:36am

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• As a girl, I can tell you that "I just want to eat you out all night long" works. And unless she's a bitch, she won't make you do it all night long... she'll reciprocate

  Submitted by nochedetoro on Apr 25, 12 at 5:49pm

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  • we need more girls like you around here. haha

    Submitted by danceinatriangle on Apr 25, 12 at 6:24pm

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• Grab a menu. Ask her if she's tried the cat, when she says no, say well I'd like to. If she says yes, your either dealing with a girl who's experimented or a girl that actually eats cats. If its the latter, I'd advise you to steer clear.

  Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 25, 12 at 9:47am

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• Tip: DON'T reference peanut butter.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 9:42am

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  • Oh please! Don't pretend it couldn't work with you. "smooth , creamy, and easy to spread."

    Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 10:25am

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    • LMFAO!!! Don't get all sensitive now! It wasn't an insult to you.

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 10:44am

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      • Just sayin I could work it. One Plumpy Nut reference and you'd be all mine!

        Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 1:18pm

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        • Pretty sure of yourself, aren't ya Skippy!?!?

          Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 2:05pm

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          • More like Peter Pan

            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 25, 12 at 3:32pm

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            • Yes, I'm a cocky Smucker. And Snidley, unlike you, I wouldn't need to use a Rufio. LOL!

              Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 3:53pm

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              • Some Smuckers can be great... Sticky, sweet and berrylicious! But personally I prefer to be tied up in Knotts!!!

                Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 7:45pm

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            • What the Fuck is a peter pan peanut butter advisory? !

              Submitted by cannabislecter on Apr 25, 12 at 5:19pm

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• Bad pick up line with a twist. Are you're legs tired? Because you can sit on my face. :)

  Submitted by RedneckAmazon on Apr 22, 13 at 1:57pm

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• "What does it take to eat you out?"\nShe says, "What?"\nyou say, "Where should I take you out yo eat."

  Submitted by filthy_eskimo on Apr 25, 12 at 4:00pm

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• If I had a nickel........

  Submitted by jprincess on Apr 25, 12 at 3:09pm

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• Um like an above poster said just ask and be frank I disagree unless said girl looks dumb/drunk. It's creepy man. And not every chick is down with the oral. This would be the perfect excuse to slap a guy in public and really enjoy it... Ahhh

  Submitted by daintygooch on Apr 25, 12 at 8:37pm

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  • DAMN!!! Little harsh don't you think? There's no need to be mean about it. I've met my share of "creepy" guys, but never looked to slap one in public or otherwise, nor would I look for an excuse to or enjoy it! That's how chicks get the title of "Bitch".

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 25, 12 at 10:28pm

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    • THANK YOU

      Submitted by suckme on Apr 25, 12 at 10:51pm

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• Snatch lap ?

  Submitted by RoffMain on Oct 19, 13 at 11:19pm

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