no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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