Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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