so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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