I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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