Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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