so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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