Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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