you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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