it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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