Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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