yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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