what day is it and did you see me today?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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