Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we made out on top of his cat.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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