i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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