It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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