I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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