white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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