That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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