Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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