i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
