i wish my penis had a tongue
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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