He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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