I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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