Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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