ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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