honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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