I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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