Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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