some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
