doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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