Dual....:-)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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