We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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