he wants to bone in the snuggie
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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