he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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