I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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