my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What a dumb baby whore.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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