How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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