I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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