Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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