I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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