I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she looked like the before picture.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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