I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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