I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
her vagine was all disorganized.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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