Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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