So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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