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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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