used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
True strength comes from lack of pants
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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